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It's easy to find someone on the Appalachian Trail because it's... 2000 miles long but only 3 feet wide! thanks Hoppy!!! I forgot who you told me thought this up! 4.25 in. x 1.25 in. $1.49








Alexander Sumpertramp Lives!!!!! 4.00 in. 2.5 in. $1.49













we love the Appalchian Trail. 2.25 in. x 2.25 in. $1.49











A.T. Thru-hiker Answers. A quick cheat sheet guide for all Appalachian Trail thru-hikers! Slap this baby on your water bottle, journal, Leki Poles or anywhere! Show it to any weekend warrior who starts in with the questions! Makes a great gift! 3.5 in. x 4.0 in. $1.49


















Alcohol Tobacco Firearms who's bringin' the chips? 9 in. x 2 in. $1.99.







ask me about my explosive diarrhea. 3.25 in. x 0.75 in. $1.49




large BBQ grill. enjoy summer all year long with this inspiring sticker!!!!! mmmmmmm!! 3.25 in. x 3.25 in. $1.99



















super cute baby BBQ grill!!!! 1.75 in. x 1.75 in. $1.49











super cute beetle! thanks Heather!!! 2.50 in. x 3.00 in. $1.49
















bikealicious! 3.5 in. x 1 in. $1.49




BIKERTRASH keep on rollin'! 4.25 in. x 1.25 in. $1.49









billy don't lose my number. now who doesn't love a cute goat? 3.50 in. x 2.50 in. $1.49











birders pish outdoors. where did that ivory billed woodpecker fly off to??? dammit, I was just getting my camera ready!!! 3.25 in. x 2.25 in. $1.49. (NOTE, design has changed but text remains the same, I will update picture soon!)










blue blazer. 4.00 in. x 1.75 in. $1.49







super cute stuffed bunny!!! thanks Heather!!! 2.00 in. x 3.25 in. $1.49





















burger and fries! 1.75 in. x 1.75 in. $1.49












butt. two butts are better than one. 1.00 in. x 0.75 in. 4 butt stickers for $1.49 (color assortment includes blue and black)



country livin'. all y'all luv farms!!!!! WOOO HOOOO!!!!! 5.0 in. x 3.0 in. $1.99

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cute creatures drawn by Amos!!! thanks Amos!! 3.50 in. x 2.75 in. $1.49










dance as you go. 3.0 in. x 1.00 in. $1.49



dancing! 3.25 in. x 4.50 in. $1.99
























do what feels right. thanks for the sweet idea Hawaii!!! 2.25 in. x 1.25 in. $0.99








don't blame me I voted for your mom. 5.50 in. x 1.00 in. $1.49







Drink moonshine. The official drink of the Kentucky Olympic basketball team. 2 in. x 1 in. $1.49



you are cordially invited to EAT IT. 2.75 in. x 0.75 in. $1.49







eat more pie (blue). 2.0 in. x 1.75 in. $1.49











E.T. for President. Am I the only one who thinks this is funny? 2.5 in. x 1.75 in. $1.49







super cute fawn!!! thanks Evi! 2.00 in. x 2.25 in. $1.49











super cute fly! please take me home. thanks Heather!!! 3.25 in. x 3.00 in. $1.99
















fuck you and your fuckin' Leki poles! back by popular demand! resurrected from the sticker grave! now more than ever! put it on your Leki poles! ha! 3.0 in. x 2.5 in. $1.49











fuck your gender! stand up for transgender, lesbian, gay, queer, and bi rights! 2.0 in. x 1.50 in. $1.49








the future begins tomorrow... 4.0 in. x 1.5 in. $1.49.








get outta my way, I gotta poop!!! oops, didn't make it :( 2.75 in. x 2.50 in. $1.99














girl power!. 3.50 in. x 1.00 in. $1.49





girls love dirt!. 2.50 in. x 1.00 in. $1.49








Go heavy. For those hikers that do not consider a stove, tent, and sleeping bag as luxury items. 2.5 in. x 2.5 in. $1.49











peace grenade! or should we say greenade :) 2.25 in. x 3.25 in. $1.49























Harry Potter has a Hairy Pooper. 2.50 in. x 1.00 in. $1.49






Hike your own hike. Got that Springer Fever???. Well get back out on the trail, yo!, you know you hate your job/major at school! 2 in. x 2.75 in. $1.49







Hiker trash. A way of life, and infinitely more... 2.75 in. x 1.75 in. $1.49






HIKERTRASH. now an extra large version for maximum exposure!!!! 9.25 in. x 2.5 in. $1.99 SORRY, TEMPORARILY SOLD OUT









hold on to your dreams. my Grandma suggested this one :) 5 in. x 1 in. $1.49 TEMPORARILY SOLD OUT, SORRY





Home is where you hang your foodbag! The hiker's creed. 2.25 in. x 1.75 in. $1.49








4.50 in. x 3.00 in. $1.49














how are you gonna teach your kids about drugs if you can't even roll a decent joint? packin' the bong ain't gonna cut it! go back to your roots! 3.5 in. x 1.25 in. $1.49







hug a logger you'll never go back to trees. loggers are people too! and so are trees! and hippies! we love them all! and loraxii! 9.0 in. x 2.0 in. $1.99









Hunter S. Thompson for President. R.I.P. 6.75 in. x 1.5 in. $1.99







Husky Heeb. Perfect for your large Jewish cousin, friend, or boyfriend. 3.5 in. x 2.00 in. $1.49








I don't have an honor student but I do have a really nice ass. ya' single??? 9.0 in. x 2 in. $1.99









I Love Dapper Dan. beautiful drawing of Dapper Dan by Evi. 3.75 in. x 3.75 in. $1.99
























I love concrete. 5.0 in. x 1.25 in. $1.49





I smoke crack for big miles. Now all will know how you power through those 25-mile days on the Appalachian Trail. GO LIGHT! 4.5 in. x 0.75 in. $1.49





I'd rather be drinking whiskey. 'nuff said. 3.75 in. x 0.75 in. $1.49








I wish I could remember your name. Thanks for the idea Grandma!!!! 8.00 in. x 0.75 in. $1.49









inner peace through impulse buying (red). 2.25 in. x 1.00 in. $1.49



I'd rather be hiking the Appalachian Trail. 9.0 in. x 1.75 in. $1.99





I had to quit meditating too stressful. 3.75 in. x 1.0 in. $1.49




I sleep at parties. good night. 2.75 in. x 0.50 in. $1.49




I love small dicks. it's how you use it guys! length and girth don't matter! seriously! I get told that all the time! 2.25 in. x 1.75 in. $1.49










I'm hornier than John Philip Sousa! Band geeks unite!!!!!!! Perfect for your tuba case! Yes, his name is spelled corectly. 2.50 in. x 1.50 in. $1.49




In case of fire, yell fire! This hot sticker will help guide your way when you lose your cool. 3 in. x 1 in. $1.49










In case of fire, yell fire! LARGE BUMPER STICKER SIZE!!! This hot sticker will help guide your way when you lose your cool. 7.50 in. x 3 in. $1.99










instant family just add trail... thanks to Okeepa for this great new sticker idea, it only took me 10 years to finally print it :) 2.5 in. x 1.0 in. $1.49




I'm just a social drinker but I smoke crack like a motherfucker. 4.5 in. x 1.00 in. $1.49




It will be OK. 8.25 in. x 2.50 in. $1.99





it will be OK sticker pack! An assortment of 20 it will be OK stickers (colors vary depending on availability)! stick 'em on your pen, stick 'em on your friend, stick 'em on a bathroom stall, computer, newspaper machine, or anywhere else that needs a little pick me up! each one measures 1.75 in. x 0.75 in. $1.99



















It's about the beer not the gear. seriously! what are you gonna do when you get to the top of that mountain or campfire, drink water??? on second thought maybe it should say, it's about the bourbon, not the gear. 3.0 in. x 2.0 in. $1.49










I've got nowhere to be and all day to get there. 3.5 in. x 1.00 in. $1.49





Jack Daniels for president. OK Mr. Jong Ill, what ef we just set down and have a little drink and discuss this whole newkulur misunderstandin'. Ah'm sure we kin work et all out. 3.5 in. x 1.25 in. $1.49






kangaroo boxer. you're in trouble now! watch out UFC!!!! 4.50 in. x 3.25 in. $1.99



















keepin' it kosher. um, yeah, no thanks, I don't want to try your bacon cheeseburger. L'chaim! 5 in. x 1.0 in. $1.49







lil' hikertrash. great for a stroller or baby bottle!! :) 4.00 in. x 1.00 in. $1.49









LOVE! 8.25 in. x 2.50 in. $1.99






spread the love sticker pack! An assortment of 20 LOVE! stickers (colors vary depending on availability)! stick 'em on your pen, stick 'em on your friend, stick 'em on a bathroom stall, newspaper machine, or anywhere else that needs a little lovin'! each one measures 1.75 in. x 0.75 in. $1.99













m f fuck off. Support gender queer everywhere!!!!! 2.50 in. x 2.50 in. $1.49

















Midwives help people out. 6.5 in. x 2.75 in. $1.99


ten pack of Midwives help people out stickers $9.99


twenty pack of Midwives help people out stickers $17.99





cute monkey! 3.25 in. x 3.25 in. $1.99




















my health care provider comes in 12 oz cans. no health insurance? reach for another cold one! aaaaah no more worries :) 2.0 in. x 1.50 in. $1.49









My kid sold pot to your honor student. (now with green writing, I need to update the picture :) 9 in. x 2 in. $1.99








my zombie child ate your honor student's brain! it was yummy but needed a touch more salt. 8.75 in. x 2.50 in. $2.49













No bar too far. 3.0 in. x 1.00 in. $1.49




no good deed goes unpunished. as mom always says :) 5.50 in. x 1.75 in. $1.99











not funny. seriously, cut it out. I mean it! 3.50 in. x 0.75 in. $1.49












On a steel horse I ride. Perfect for your bicycle or motorcycle! My Grandma put one on her walker and is going to sell them to her friends in wheelchairs too!! Long Live Bon Jovi!!!!! 5.00 in. x 1.00 in. $1.49



Organic food y'know, what your grandparents used to call food. support your local farmer's market! say no to factory farms! go watch Food Inc. 3.25 in. x 2.0 in. $1.49










pants no pants. 2.25 in. x 3.50 in. $1.49

























BONES NO BONES (floppy). This masterpiece was drawn by me as an pictorial interpretation of an idea from my friend (who is 4). 3.0 in. x 3.50 in. $1.49









peace. 2.25 in. x 2.25 in. $1.49











6 peaces. 5.5 in. x 1.25 in. $1.49









Shalom. This Hebrew sticker says Shalom in the middle (Peace). Around the edge it says "Lo Yisa Goy El Goy Herev, Lo Il Mido Im Meel Hamach". This translates to "Nation shall not lift up sword against nation, nor should they study war". You may recognize it from The Old Testament. 2.0 in. round $1.99









Peace through ping pong! Who needs war? Let's settle it over a nice friendly game of table tennis! 3.75 in. x 1 in. $1.49






petroleum athlete. yeeeeeeeehaaaaawwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!! throw me another schlitz! whadddayamean we're out?!?!?!? hop on the back, we got three minutes! we can make it before it closes!!!!! 5.5 in. x 3.5 in. $1.99















Piece of shit. This is an original design and one I am very proud of. I think it may be one of my favorite stickers that I have ever made, ever. It is so concise, so simple. It reminds me of the "Hello Kitty (TM)" stickers of my youth. The steaming turd pictured on the sticker might be viewed as something else entirely if it were not for the revealing text beside it. A pictograph perhaps? Although, I guess if it were a pictograph, it would be a pictograph of a piece of shit. Anyway, the other interesting thing about this sticker is that it comes in a variety of shades of brown just like your own bowel. I threw some yellow ink into the dark brown ink pictured here while printing and the gradual combination remarkably morphed over the course of the run from a good solid movement color to the peanut butter color and texture that we all hate as does whoever pays for the toilet paper in your house. Some of the stickers are the color of my favorite (tan) m&m's (TM) of my youth that were so tragically removed from the bag to be replaced by those disgusting inedible blue ones (who in their right mind would ever eat a blue m&m (TM)? that's almost as bad as those orange baby aspirin smarties (TM)). Just as you eagerly look into the bowl after a good sit down to reveal the mystery of what you've created, the mystery of what color sticker you receive will not be revealed until that special enevelope arrives in your mailbox with your stinky sticker. 2.25 in. x 1.25 in. $1.49





please don't ask about my dissertation. I know I should have finished it two years ago... It just needs a little more editing... yeah, no, don't buy that plane ticket for my graduation quite yet... 4.5 in. x 2.0 in. $1.49











please don't ask about my thesis. yeah, um, it's coming along... I just need to collect a bit more data and can start writing it next year... 4.5 in. x 2.0 in. $1.49











The Famous Poop Pack!!!!!!!! Stop the presses!!!!!! What an amazing deal!!!! You will receive a copy of each of our poop related stickers and 5 butt stickers!!!! Incredible!!! Great for cars, bikes, toilets, notebooks, computers, or anywhere! You'll get all stickers shown! OK, you can start the presses up again now. $3.99















Powered by Ramen! 6.0 in. x 1.00 in. $1.49






super cute puppy! please take me home. 2.75 in. x 3.25 in. $1.99




















Proud parent of this steaming turd. Finally a sticker for everyone! Not all of us can have an honor student, but we all have an honorable turd now and then! 9.0 in. x 1.75 in. $1.99





Real men shit their pants. c'mon, you know you've done it! (or someone you know has!) Now available exclusively in shit brown flavor/color! 4.75 in. x 1.0 in. $1.49



super cute seashell!!! thanks Heather!!! 3.25 in. x 2.50 in. $1.49















section hiker. Make the adventure last! Rock the Appalachian Trail. 8.0 in. x 1.50 in. $1.49





shop at your local dumpster. Back by popular demand! So much gets thrown away that is still perfectly usable or edible! dive in! 5.25 in. x 1.25 in. $1.49



12 skulls. 8.25 in. x 0.75 in. $1.49





too cute!!! 2.25 in. x 2.25 in. $1.99














stinky hiker. That smell never quite goes away :) 2.25 in. x 1.00 in. $1.49




strawberry love :) 3.50 in. x 2.50 in. $1.99
















Stupid Nalgene Sticker (black). 2.75 in. x 1 in. $1.49




Stupid Nalgene Sticker (green). 2.75 in. x 1 in. $1.49




T-Rex loves to hike!!! 2.50 in. x 2.50 in. $1.99














take back your power. 4.75 in. x 1.00 in. $1.49 TEMPORARILY SOLD OUT, SORRY






Talk to the foot. 'cause the hand ain't listening! 0.75 in. x 1.25 in. $1.49








these aren't the droids you're looking for. Ride safely with the power of THE FORCE on your bumper. No guarantees for protection from speeding tickets though, leadfoot. 9.0 in. x 1.75 in. $1.99




There is no mad tofu disease. 5.0 in. x 1.00 in. $1.49



This is anything that you want it to be. This is the answer to my inquiry as to what the subject matter of this drawing was. (cheerfully given to me by the artist (who is 4)). 3.0 in. x 4.00 in. $1.49













tree hugger. 3 in. x 2 in. $1.49







Vet Techs do it doggie style. We all know someone who is a vet tech... show your appreciation to them with this clever little number! 6.0 in. x 3.50 in. $1.99





10 pack of vet techs do it doggie style stickers! $9.99





video games runined my life good things I have two extra lives. 3.75 in. x 1.0 in. $1.49








wait what whoaaa. 3.0 in. x 1.00 in. $1.49





WARNING contains dihydrogen monoxide. a serious threat to our health! a major component of acid rain! found in ALL nuclear power plants! extremely high levels in rivers and streams too! yikes! 3.5 in. x 1.5 in. $1.49









What Would Scooby Do? 5.00 in. x 1.00 in. $1.49




when I die it won't be this nalgene that kills me. BPA? so what! 2.0 in. x 2.50 in. $1.49














White Blazer. 4 in. x 1.5 in. $1.49




Good 'ol Woody Guthrie! we miss you! 2.75 in. x 3.50 in. $1.99
























woven design 2.50 in. x 2.50 in. $1.49














yes I read A Walk in the Woods by Bill Bryson. The first thing that any thru-hiker is asked when it is revealed that they hiked the Appalachian Trail. 5.50 in. x 0.50 in. $1.49






yes, I walked here from Georgia. 3.25 in. x 1.00 in. $1.49




yes, I walked here from Maine. 3.25 in. x 1.00 in. $1.49




yin yang. 2.25 in. by 2.25 in. $1.49













You only go around once so you might as well go around shitfaced. 9.25 in. x 1.75 in. $1.99





your tent or mine? popular pick up line on the trail :) 1.5 in. x 1.0 in. $1.49





zebra. 3.75 in. x 3.00 in. $1.99













Amos. A perfect gift for anyone you know that is named Amos! drawn by Amos. 3.75 in. x 1.25 in. $1.49









ocelot. 3.50 in. x 2.75 in. $1.49














what could be better than a big blue ocelot? 3 little brown ocelots! 4.50 in. x 1.25 in. $1.49








what could be better than 3 little brown ocelots? A big blue octopus!!!! 3.25 in. x 3.00 in. $1.49













cute penguin!!! 2.00 in. x 1.25 in. $1.49











psychedelic spiral. Time to eat some shrooms and listen to Santana!!! whoaaaaa. 5.0 in. x 5.0 in. $1.99























unicorn. when you gotta go, you gotta go. 3.50 in. x 3.25 in. $1.49


















night owl 2.0 in. x 3.0 in. $1.49














day owl 2.0 in. x 3.0 in. $1.49














outhouse, 2.50 in. 4.0 in. $1.49






















heart. 1.75 in. x 2.00 in. $1.49









blue heart. 1.75 in. x 2.00 in. $1.49












campfire. original paper cut out design made into a sticker :). 6.25 in. x 5.0 in. $2.49 form target="paypal" action="https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr" method="post">





















smaller version of our friends toasting marshmallows over the campfire design. 3.00 in. x 2.00 in. $1.49











swinging on the tree. 5.5 in. x 3.75 in. $1.99

















smaller version of our friends swinging on the tree of love. 3.00 in. x 2.00 in. $1.49











hiker kid peeing on a tree. 4.5 in. x 5.25 in. $1.99

























hiker (larger version). 4.0 in. x 4.5 in. $1.99




























picture of hiker. 2 in. x 2 in. $1.49







picture of hiker brown. 2.00 in. x 2.00 in. $1.49











hike naked (dude). and eat beans too! 2.25 in. x 2.25 in. $1.49










hike naked (woman). it puts color on your cheeks! 2.25 in. x 2.25 in. $1.49









hiker playing ultimate frisbee. disc golf rules! 1.75 in. x 2.00 in. $1.49









friendly hiker with her dog. a woman's best friend :) 4.25 in. x 3.5 in. $1.99




















funny face :). who is it??? who could it be??? 1.50 in. x 2.25 in. $1.49